Ah, yes, "Strippers Vs. Werewolves," the ancient feud. (We only heard about it last November, but we're guessing it's ancient.) As much as we love those overgrown teddy bears, we ...
“Cock Addiction” Is Incurable (Not That Anyone Wants To Cure It)
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Lie Back And Close Your Eyes: Top Ten Amateur Missionary Sex Videos
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Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Is A Late Bloomer
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Micaela Schaefer Achieves Simultaneous Sideboob/Nipslip/Upskirt
Now that’s a tall order! We became familiar with Ms. Schaefer after a probably intentional nipslip last October, and, well, she’s really taken things to the next level for the Men In Black 3 German premiere.
Good Whores Do As They’re Told
Just yesterday we were all atwitter over an amateur videographer directing his sexy subjects. Now we’ve got a bossy redhead dominatrix ordering a boobtastic babe to touch herself, and whoever else happens to wander in. She might not be as friendly, but we’ll be damned if she doesn’t get some fine results.
Marisa Miller Engineered Her Own Nip Slip
We have a number of complicated conspiracy theories regarding the invention and dissemination of the strapless bikini top, but we’ll spare you the details. The short version: strapless bikini tops invite nipple slippage. Marisa Miller must’ve known this when she hit the beach wearing hers, and though the top didn’t slip on its own, she was compelled to adjust it, and thus, she flashed nip.
We’ll Take Strippers Over Werewolves Any Day
Ah, yes, “Strippers Vs. Werewolves,” the ancient feud. (We only heard about it last November, but we’re guessing it’s ancient.) As much as we love those overgrown teddy bears, we simply can’t side with them over beautiful strippers like Gloria Savage here. And for the record, we are not prejudiced against werewolves.
The Real Housewives of DancingBear County
These women are nuts! And that’s before the male strippers show up…just kidding. But, when the dudes start taking it all off, these regular everyday women go bonkers, they can’t get enough. It still amazes me every single time!
A Field Guide To Maria Menounos
We generally make these Field Guides for people when they’ve recently done something spectacular or when we want to drop fatty amounts of praise upon an unsung hero. In this case, we feel like we’ve seen Maria Menounos wear so many bikinis that it’s unfair of us to go on living a second longer without learning her life story.
Because Every Good Cock Deserves A Kiss
And the extra special ones get a fluttering flicker from a tongue, too. Looks like this cock has definitely earned its spot on the nice list because it’s getting all sorts of warm fuzzy attention from this young lady.
Spanking Is The Search For Color
As we watch this man ruthlessly spank his lover’s beautiful butt cheeks over and over, from one side to the other and back again, we realize that the mixing of pain and pleasure is only a secondary concern in his mind. His true goal is to make her skin flush the perfect shade. He wants to ripen her flesh.
Thanks for Providing Us with Some Art
Usually when we watch the position of the bottom on top it can be particularly boring, espeicially if all we can see is the tops legs and the bottom’s back. These boys find a way to make it a bit more interesting.
Fast Times At “Revenge of the Petites”
Porn teaches us so much. Did you know that routine discrimination by uniformly hot girls against negligibly smaller uniformly hot girls was a thing? Neither did we until “Revenge of the Petites.”
Gaping Pornstar Butthole Sells Underwear
With his latest promo video, Andrew Christian steps inevitably closer to making full-fledged porn. The Underwear Designer for the Modern Homosexual hired pornstar Rod Daily to spread his ass and show his shaft for the brand. It’s now a slippery slope until he hires some hotties to butt fuck in the name of briefs.
Kate Upton Tweets Titillating Teasers From The 2013 SI Swimsuit Issue
Our brains are so not capable of handling this right now. It’s 2012, we’re waiting to see what’s up with the myriad doomsday theories going on, we can barely focus on what porn films are coming out next week, and Kate Upton is giving us sneak previews of what the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue holds in store. How are we supposed to think straight when her nipples are visible through that inner tube? Also, that is not a swimsuit, Kate Upton. That’s an inner tube.
Do Lad Mag Babes Miss Their Lingerie When They Go Naked?
No, that’s not the title of a recently unearthed Philip K. Dick novel, it’s a genuine question. Nuts just put out their Naked Issue, in which lad mag girls must hide their bottom parts with clever poses and obstacles instead of underwear, and as much as we enjoy the sight of bare thighs and hip bones, we can’t help but wonder how they feel.
A Hot Brazilian Couple And Their Friendly Director
We don’t understand Portuguese, but we like that this voyeuristic videographer is directing his friends in a multifaceted fuck session. Imagine having this beautifully stacked Brazilian babe and her willing partner in front of you, ready to act out all the things you could dream!
